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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 06:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

No way

Unacceptable again!

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Still no good.

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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