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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 06:22

Just Forget it!
No way
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Still no good.
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)